It was September 2018. Teenagers were listening to King’s Dead trying to rap along louder and louder. I was silly enough to say that Kendrick Lamar can’t rhyme without a curse and … I was put on a spot. There were some cool ladies around, but instead of socializing I shoved my head into my cell. In 1 hour I had a song ‘Time to Party’. I wrote it without any swear words. Honestly, it was really difficult to rhyme that way. My song was about a vampire waking up and going to a party that gets out of control. This song was perfect for Halloween and we got it recorded with my friend Steve just in time. Thus, I was born on Halloween 2018. All best, Halloween Hopes.
I figured out why this bloody dictator started this terrible war. Here it is:
Tiny Trunk Tyrant
You are a ruler of the largest country
You’re ruthless King of KGB killers
You’re lying Tsar of misinformation
You are a Tyrant with a tiny penis
You had appeared from a secret spy lair
As a sidekick of a drunkard leader
You brown nosed sneaky way to the top chair
Waged dirty wars with proud highland people
You played the system screwing it over
Your friend Winnie the Pooh bear kept your throne warm
You killed or jailed all worthy opponents
Then you began this gore Ukrainian war
Chorus
You are a ruler of the largest country
You’re ruthless King of KGB killers
You’re lying Tsar of misinformation
You are a Tyrant with a tiny penis
Tiny Tyrant with a tiny penis
Tiny Tyrant with a tiny penis
Tiny Tyrant with a tiny penis
With a tiny penis, with a tiny penis
Ты тиран с маленькой писькой
Ты тиран с маленькой писькой
Ты тиран с маленькой писькой
C маленькой писькой, с маленькой писькой
Your missiles are your penis extensions
Look at these mighty and sexy shapes
Tanks, cannons and jets are your viagra pills
Without them it’s small and down in shames
You are high on your doom nuclear weapons
You’re drunk on sweet blood of your victims
Still, it won’t help with your limp tiny thing
And you are hated just like Adolph Hitler
You will be judged by your own saddest people
You’ve sent great country back to the dark ages
Burn in hot Hell you bloodthirsty dictator
This is what on your grave will be written:
Chorus
You were a ruler of the largest country
You’re ruthless King of KGB killers
You’re lying Tsar of misinformation
You were a Tyrant with a tiny penis
Tiny Tyrant with a tiny penis
Tiny Tyrant with a tiny penis
Tiny Tyrant with a tiny penis
With a tiny penis, with a tiny penis
Ты тиран с маленькой писькой
Ты тиран с маленькой писькой
Ты тиран с маленькой писькой
C маленькой писькой, с маленькой писькой